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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."
Next Joke
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"
"I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."
"There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those that can finish lists."
"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."
"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."
"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."
"So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!"