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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"
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"Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch."
"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"
"GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf"
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"
"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."
"I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite ""BOG WISDOM"""
"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."
"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."