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Joke of the Day
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
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"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"
"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."
"I was walking downtown, and I passed this homeless man who started shaking his cup of change at me and I was like, okay, dick, I get it, you have more money than me, don't rub it in."
"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"
"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"
"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"
"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""
"So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!"