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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."

"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""

"COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS"

"German engineering isn't that good... ...showers in the camps didn't even work!"

"The reason why I am single. Watching batman vs superman with gf. Suddenly wonder women's entry, instant boner. Gf ask wtf is that. I replied dark knight rises"

"What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user? They both can't even."

"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power"

"Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?"

"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"

"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"