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Joke of the Day

"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"

"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."

"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."

"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."

"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."

"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"

"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"

"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""

"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."