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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"
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"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."
"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."
"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."
"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"
"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."