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Joke of the Day

"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."

"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"

"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."

"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."

"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then I realized I was beating a dead horse..."

"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"

"It is by Caffeine Alone I Set My Mind in Motion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorfOiQvkew"

"I thought of pick up line that only works on mexicans. Are you Mexican? Because I wanna get jalapeno."

"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."