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Joke of the Day
"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
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"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."
"I got in touch with my inner self today And that's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper"
"Food is like dark humor.. Not everyone gets it."
"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."
"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"
"What do you call a black man in a tree? Branch Manager"
"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."
"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."
"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"