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Joke of the Day
"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
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"Two cows were in a field. One cow says, ""Mooooo."" The other says, ""Jerk. I was going to say that."""
"Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip"
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."
"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."
"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
"Lesbian Eskimo? Klondyke."
"Why should you never have sex in an Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family."