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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"

"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."

"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"