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Joke of the Day

"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."

"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"

"I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I'M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!"

"My pick-up line used to be ""Hey babe, I'm a hotspot. Wanna log-on""? doesn't work anymore, now they just yell at me ""fuck off you homeless begger""."

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."