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Joke of the Day

"Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better."

"United Kingdom More like... Divided Kingdom."

"My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever."

"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"

"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"How many kids does Adrian Peterson have? More than you can shake a stick at"

"What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands? Beer-battered wives"

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte."