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Joke of the Day
"What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands? Beer-battered wives"
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"My work signed me up for a 401k But I've never even run a marathon"
"Hard to watch The Flintstones these days... What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated..."
"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""
"How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb? They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation."
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."
"My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor."
"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""
"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."