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Joke of the Day

"Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby."

"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."

"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."

"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."

"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"

"Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."

"I don't hate bread I loaf it "

"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"