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Joke of the Day
"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"
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"What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would Scooby doo?"
"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"
"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
"I found a stray cat. I looked at its collar and saw a phone number. I thought, ""No wonder your family disowned you, you fucking slut."""
"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"
"Why Was Tigger looking in the toilet?? ... He was looking for Pooh!"