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Joke of the Day

"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."

"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"

"what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence? one has claws at the end of it's paws...the other has a pause at the end of it's clause."

"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"

"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."

"Guy walks into a gym He asks the manager which machine he could use that would attract the most women. The manager points to the ATM. Edit:formatting"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark"""

"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"