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Joke of the Day
"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."
Next Joke
"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."
"I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Saturday night just logged me out due to inactivity."
"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"