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Joke of the Day

"The girl I have a date with tonight texted and said 'I have no gag reflex ;) ' So I guess that means I'm taking her to a Nicolas Cage movie"

"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"The guy who told me I sucked at tennis puns is failing as a comic. Serves him right."

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"

"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."