128219

Joke of the Day

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"

"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"

"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"

"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."

"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""

"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."

"I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself"

"What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth"