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Joke of the Day

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish? A fish can take a left hook."

"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"

"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"

"Wife: how was the doctor? Me: bad I'm dying Wife: I know, how was the doctor?"

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"

"Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :("

"Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement."

"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."