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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."
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"What do you call two banana peels on the floor? Slippers"
"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""
"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."
"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"
"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"
"My dog and I have a system together. We both eat, then we walk... Then we both shit in my neighbors lawn."
"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."