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Joke of the Day
"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."
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"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"
"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"
"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"
"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."
"I lost multiple times in Bridge Tourney today I'm muslim and I kept playing NT"
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"