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Joke of the Day

"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid North Korea's long range missiles."

"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."

"Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary."

"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."

"I'll have a 12 year old scotch. Hold the scotch."

"A pirate walks into a bar... ...With a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, ""Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."

"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""