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Joke of the Day
"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."
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"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""