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Joke of the Day

"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."

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"I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls."
"[commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* ""Don't you wish there were a better way?"""
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"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."
"What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck."
"[getting a checkup] DOCTOR: On average, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: *sweating* NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY MATH"
"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""