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Joke of the Day

"[commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* ""Don't you wish there were a better way?"""

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"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."
"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."
"Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec. Devastated."
"Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight."
"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."
"It must suck when a billionaire... Wakes up feeling like a million bucks."
"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."
"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"
"Announced sternly to students today that ""only hard things are worth doing!"" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to."