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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck."

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"Cokie's Shit Welcome to my shit"

"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears? He had some biting commentary on the matter."

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady... But we didn't know because he couldn't stand up?"

"I've got one thing to say to all you motherfuckers. Happy Father's day"

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people, they're the ones who keep having gay babies."