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Joke of the Day
"I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls."
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"MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST"
"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."
"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"
"What do bricks and Latinas have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans..."
"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."
"I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down."
"Old Texas cowboy in a pharmacy Cowboy: ""Give me three packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah. She ain't that ugly."