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Joke of the Day
"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"
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"A man went to grab some Viagra... out of the cupboard, but accidentally grabbed some twink. He awoke in the morning with a correction."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"
"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"Jesus, the first pin up model"
"What do you call it when you kill an important donkey? An Assassassination. I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke."
"What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One."
"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."
"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."