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Joke of the Day

"This joke was the first post I ever made! Did you hear the one about Kevin Ware? He turned White Man Can't Jump into Black Man Can't Land."

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"I hate fucking faggots I love faggots fucking me, though."
"""I better pee first."" - me, before doing anything"
"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"
"Jim: You have a Fantasy Football team? Me: Guys aren't my thing. But, Tom Brady's kinda cute. Jim: No, I- Me: Ooh! Cam Newton's dreamy, too!"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"
"I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011."
"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"
"Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first."
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