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Joke of the Day

"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."

"What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles? The sphinxster ...."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

"Is it rude to give a copy of photoshop at a baby shower? It's just that I know what both parents look like they're gonna need it."

"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."

"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."

"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."

"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."