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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the German word for Vaseline? Derweinerslider"

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"

"Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler. Note to self, I should wear clothes next time."

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"

"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""

"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."