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Joke of the Day

"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""

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"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"