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Joke of the Day

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."

"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."

"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""

"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."