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Joke of the Day

"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."

"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."

"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabicnames straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."

"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"