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Joke of the Day

"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."

"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."

"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."

"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."

"[assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then"

"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."

"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"

"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""