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Joke of the Day

"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"

"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !"

"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"

"My wife left me for an Indian guy I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"

"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."