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Joke of the Day

"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"

"Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It's pasteurised before you can see it!"

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?"

"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"

"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"

"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."