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Joke of the Day
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
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"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."
"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."
"Ok guys, I have 28 minutes to kill before I casually need to respond to a text message. What's up?"
"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"
"What did the aardvark say to Noah? What do you mean you only brought two ants!?"
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
"What's a sailor's least favorite color? Maroon"
"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""