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Joke of the Day

"It's that time of year again when I should really check in on my friends with pools or boats to see how they've been since last summer."

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"For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find"
"Uh oh. My car's GPS asked me, ""Who's Siri?"""
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."
"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!"
"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"