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Joke of the Day
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
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"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"
"Black people! Guns! Police officers."
"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."
"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."
"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"
"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."
"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"
"Co-worker: My husband & I are praying for a baby. Me: You know that's not how you get 1, right? You gotta have sex. What does HR want now?"