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Joke of the Day

"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."

"What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth? A bus full of rednecks"

"What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There's no accounting for taste."

"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"

"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"

"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"

"Whiteboards are remarkable."

"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."