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Joke of the Day

"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."

"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"Does it mean you have a small dick if you never got a toothy blow job? No it doesn't I'm asking for a friend because I've never got one"

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."

"sent someone a text that said ""you need medieval catheter"" when i actually meant ""medical attention"" and i didn't bother correcting myself"

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."