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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
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"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."
"Stop Hammertime"
"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."
"- ""Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?"" - ""I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"""
"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"I like my hippies like I like my Karma. High."
"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."
"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"
"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."