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Joke of the Day

"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."

"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"

"Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted"

"How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck it, we'll drink in the dark. (Happy birthday Devildogs)"

"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"

"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!"

"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."