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Joke of the Day
"Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them."
Next Joke
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."
"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"
"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."
"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."
"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
"Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought ""my god that is so hot it's burning my fingers"" and immediately popped it in my mouth. I'm a goddamn genius."
"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."
"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"