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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."
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"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."
"Everything anew I went home yesterday to find all my furniture replaced.I asked my roommate ""What the hell"" and he replied ""Who are you""."
"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"When I study, I highlight with a black permanent marker, forcing my brain to memorize that shit."
"If the world's fate ever hangs on my mom opening a picture mail on her phone in under ten minutes, we are all doomed."
"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"
"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"