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Joke of the Day

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours"

"Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it."

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."

"If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet."

"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."

"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"

"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""