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Joke of the Day

"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"

"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"

"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."