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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."

"The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women than most men."

"I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate. He told me he was Don"

"A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: ""I'm going to stay clean this time"" The doctor replied: ""I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"""

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only **comes** once a year."

"How does a Jew calculate his escape path? Wind velocity times chimney height."

"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."

"I wish someone knew exactly when the world is going to end so I can stop feeling guilty about all the littering I've been doing."

"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."