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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"
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"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."
"You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders.."
"Imagine my surprise when I found out that don't is not the abbreviation for donut"
"1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race"
"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"
"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"
"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""
"What is the name of Mark Zuckerbergs mother? Motherzucker"
"My pet butterfly got a tattoo of my lower back"