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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"
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"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"
"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."
"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"
"wait, THESE are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams"
"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."
"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."
"[Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: ""wtf?"" God:""You're a crab"" Crab:""wtf?"" God:""Now go forth"" Crab: *walks sideways ""WTAF?!"""
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."