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Joke of the Day
"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"
Next Joke
"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"
"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."
"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."
"sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball"
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""Make me one with everything"""