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Joke of the Day

"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"

"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."

"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world."