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Joke of the Day

"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."

"If there was a way to read a woman's mind...I'm still not sure I'd want too...I hate shoes, shopping, gossip & I already know I'm annoying."

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"

"I'm so lazy, if I got kidnapped I'd just think, ""Well, this is where I live now."""

"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."

"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."