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Joke of the Day
"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."
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"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."
"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"
"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"
"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."