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Joke of the Day

"Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to ""Don't do it!"""

"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"

"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."